Announcement with 3 Times the Excitement

Hello everyone, this is your favorite CrossWay member. "No not Matt, it's Chris!" I just wanted to let you all know that CrossWay, or should I say Marty, has a little secret he would like to tell you. Now, for those of you who are devoted fans of Greg Goodman's afternoon show on Solid Gospel Radio, this may be old news to you, but for the rest of you, you are about to get a big shock. Marty and wife, Christy, would like to announce that they are expecting, not ONE, not TWO, but THREE babies in October! (I will give you all a moment to shout, cry, laugh, or even call friends and family members). If you thought you were shocked, you should have seen all of our faces when we heard the news. I think that Christy cried for a solid week, and Marty sat in his chair and didn't speak a word for four days. However, I think that they are warming up to the reality that, in the near future, three little kids will be running around the house. Paul, Matt, and I are all ecstatic about this, and we can't wait to become God-Fathers. I know that if the babies favor their UNCLE they are going to be VERY VERY GOOD-LOOKING. By the way, you all did know that I am Christy's brother, which makes me the VERY VERY GOOD-LOOKING UNCLE? Alright, enough about me, back to the story at hand.
Marty and Christy are thrilled about the three additions to their family, as well as a little nervous. That is why I am excited to inform you that I have started an organization called "Feed Marty's Children." Just send diapers, formula, toys, clothes, college tuition, minivans, or nerve pills, to: Feed Marty's Children, 3 Babies Lane, Oh My My, MS 33333. Just kidding! However, I would like to ask you all to keep Marty, Christy, and their "family-in-the-making" in your thoughts and prayers for the upcoming months. I will go ahead and stress our appreciation to you in advance, THANK YOU and GOD BLESS!!!!

....................UNCLE CHRIS