Bored with One-sided Tree Conversations
Hey, this is Chris with CrossWay. I just wanted to give this Blog message thing a try. I have kind of grown tired of talking to trees, so I figured that I didn't have a lot lose. I just wanted to let everyone know that I have discovered that I have some talents other than just singing and carrying in speakers. Today, I mowed my parents lawn, as I usually do, and while I was mowing I noticed that there was a small pond in the front yard where the water meter was supposed to be. After pondering these thoughts for a good half hour, I said to myself, "That's odd!" So, I did what any grown man would do. I went into the house, put on my work clothes, grabbed a shovel, medidated on a few words of manly wisdom, "GET R DONE," and I finally started to work. To make a long story short, Mom and Dad no longer have a small pond in the yard, thanks to me, but now they have a beautiful 12 acre lake. And they have asked me to inform you all that they have 23 half acre lakeside lots available for sale or lease. Just respond for details. So, if you have an annoying small pond in your yard, and you would like to have a compact yet luxurious lake without investing a fortune, just let me know. And remember, I'm not just a lake builder, I'm a lake builder that can sing. Talk to you later.
Chris
posted by CrossWay @ 12:06 AM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Chris....bet they can't wait to see the next water bill. They may just have to sell the lots by the lake to pay it. You may want to stick with talking to trees and singing. Hope to see you Saturday in VA.
Chris,
I think it's great that you mow your parents lawn. You can landscape for me anytime. Oh, and congrats on the upcoming wedding. Can't wait until you guys come back to Indiana-where basketball is king (unfortunately).
Lots of love and prayers,
Paula
Hi Guys;
Beau Litz, from CrossOver Quartet, here in PA. Just stopped to say HI and can't wait to see you guys again up north, PA. I talked to Debbie, and she said you guys had a great time on the cruise. That's enough sun for now let's get up north and do some singin..... Hope to see you soon, www.crossover-quartet.com.
Beau, Jeanne, Shaun & Shane Litz
You all are so funny, I can't wait to read other blogs
marty you and chris should have a new subject to blog about. If you don't in 2 days then I will. I am just as proud as and old grandaddy....hint....hint. Marty, don't you want to tell us about your cruise.
Marty's wife's boss man, Joe B. Morton
Chris--So glad that you have finally realized that talking to trees is, well, taking you no place!
Stay away from my lawn....your method of landscaping scares me!
Oh so this is what a "BLOB" is! Hahaha! I thought that was a movie from the 50s with a big red thing that ate people. :-p
Chris, I always suspected that you had unutilized comedic talents. This confirms it. You had me rollin'.
Congrats on the upcoming wedding. I'll be praying for Carla.HA! At least we know she'll have a well landscaped lawn!
Hope to see you all in Huber Heights, Ohio next month.
Until then....God Bless!
Too funny! That sounds like something my brother would do.
This "blog" thing is great! Can't wait til the next installment. Hurry back to Florida!!!
I already commented on this, but I don't think I read it all. Hahaha! That's hilarious! I bet that lake will really increase property value! :-p
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